The Adventure of a Toaster, Epilogue

(Part One, Part Two, Part Three)

Jarrod - Jarrod lost all desire to drink and spent his spare time gambling instead. Many would complain that it is a worse habit to have, but Jarrod couldn't be happier.

Emily - Emily replaced Jarrod as the town drunk and ate countless seals for their blubber and blood. However, she was sober enough to help Jarrod through his gambling addiction with a lot of yelling and beating.

Ben - Ben got digested and turned into poo. He is currently floating somewhere out in the pacific ocean.

Nathan - Nathan left the Ice Castle to go and lead his wolf pack. He now owns a very successful hotel empire.

Blake - Blake followed Nathans lead and started a long and successful career running his own prostitution firm called "Blake's". He also continued to make many innocent people lose The Game.

Bayley - Bayley landed on a desert island infested with turtles that were his own age and race. Unfortunately for him they were all male and they eventually all died once Bayley became ruler.

Grace - Grace eventually stopped crying when she looked in a mirror and realised that she was in fact not a hippopotamus and was indeed an angel. She then flew away to go live with her angel friends in angel town.

Sara - Sara ate the big pile of mashed potatoes with the help of the monkey who turned out to be a hippopotamus. However, she was still hungry and so ate the hippo then left the cave to become leader of a rare group of white tigers.

Rosie - Rosie also left the ice castle and went to live with the native pandas in the nearby bamboo forest which just so happened to have a slide. She ate so much bamboo that she became just a little bit pudgy and was then called "pudgy panda"

Jess - Jess met a handsome God named Aaron and they moved away from the Ice Castle and lived in their own castle made of toasty rainbows and awkwardness in the Unicorn Kingdom.

Katie - Katie began to date Jesse and became Queen of the Icy Mountains after winning a bar fight against the drunken king.

Jesse - Jesse asked the village witch to put a spell on him so he became a vampire but kept all his old dragon powers as well as his new vampire powers. He then asked Katie out and they now rule over the small village as King and Queen in their own Icy Castle.

Eden - Eden left the castle to go back home and visit her old friends and family in the Unicorn Kingdom. When she got back she found everything had gotten a lot more awkward as Jess and Aaron now lived there. The three of them became good friends and Eden moved into their castle.

Kaukau - Kaukau moved to Hawaii for a year before missing Eden and moving to the Unicorn Kingdom to live with her in Jess' castle. The four room-mates became inseparable and lived there forever.

Charlie - Charlie opened up his own chain of breakfast restaurants where he cooked toast for several years before retiring and going back to see the home he left leaving his sous-chef Andy in charge. Not a lot had changed except that the small child had grown up and now owned the property. Charlie became good friends with the man and died of old age in his sleep.